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All our Bernies, in one place.

Whoaaa! Bernie the Attorney, posing as a surfer dude, Santa, World Cup soccer star, famous quarterback, in jail, bankrupt, soldier, mafia boss, injured, Jewish, NASCAR driver, rapper, ski expert, olympic athlete, pilgrim…the list goes on and on.   We...
Bernie’s Rap Theme Song and Lyrics

Bernie’s Rap Theme Song and Lyrics

Play Song Hey my friends'aIf I were you I'd do what Bernie says'aHey my friends'aIf I were you I'd do what Bernie says'a Pulled up at a light, saw a lady in a fight with a cop, dressed in blue,She was yelling in Spanish, and was getting kinda frantic, tried to see...
Bernie Says "Surf’s Up. It’s beachtime!"

Bernie Says "Surf’s Up. It’s beachtime!"

Heading to the beach for some fun in the sun?  There's nothing better than hanging out on a beach with friends.  And there's nothing worse than some cop nailing you on your way there. If you want to avoid getting pulled over on the way there, we recommend...